Editing Ash's Adventures of Alice in Wonderland/Transcript (section)

== Directions from the doorknob/A Caucus Race ==
(The white rabbit went through the small door and the curtains close. Alice, Ash and friends walk up to the small door. Ash opens the curtains and he turns the doorknob waking him up which caused him to yell in pain. Alice, Ash and friends jump back startled.)

Ash Ketchum: Oh I'm so sorry, sir.

Doorknob: (kindly) Oh, quite all right son. But you did gave me quite a turn.

Pikachu: Pika!

Togepi: Toge!

Brock: Wow!

Misty: (surprised) You can talk!

Doorknob: Why of course I can, young miss.

Alice: Please, sir.

Doorknob: One good turn deserves another. What can I do for you, children?

Ash Ketchum: We're looking for a white rabbit.

Alice: Yes, so if you mind...

Doorknob: Eh? Oh.

(Alice, Ash, Brock and Misty peek through the keyhole)

Ash Ketchum: Hey, there he is!

Brock: Yeah, we better get through fast.

Doorknob: Sorry, children. You're much too big. Simply impassable.

Misty: I think you mean impossible.

Doorknob: No, young miss, impassable. Nothing's impossible.

Ash Ketchum: Then how are we supposed to get through if we can't fit?

Doorknob: Well, son, I'm glad you asked. Why don't you try the bottle on the table?

Brock: Table?

(The table and the bottle appear.)

Alice: Oh.

Doorknob: Read the directions and directly you'll be directed the right direction.

Alice: (reading the tag) "Drink me." Hmm. (the doorknob looks at Alice with confusion) Better look first, for it one drinks much a bottle that marked "Poison". it's almost certain to disagree with one sooner or later.

Doorknob: (confused) Beg your pardon?

Alice: I was just giving myself good advice.

Ash Ketchum: Yeah, honestly we adivise ourselves all the time.

Doorknob: I see.

Alice: (drinks the bottle) But... Hmm. Tastes like a cherry tart. (suddenly Alice starts to shrink) Custard, pineapple, roast turkey. Goodness. What did I do?

Ash Ketchum: You just shrunk!

Doorknob: (chuckles) That's right. You almost went out like a candle.