Editing Ash's Adventures of Alice in Wonderland/Transcript (section)

== Alice, Ash and friends in trial/ Escaping Wonderland ==
(The scene changes to a trial where the white rabbit arrives sounding his trumpet.)

White Rabbit: Your majesty. Members of the jury. Loyal subjects. (he get's tapped by the king) And the king. The prisoners at the bar are charged with entincing her majesty, the Queen of Hearts into a game of croquet, thereby willfully...

Alice: (attempts to protest) But.. (she is blocked by two card guards)

(Ash and his friends roll their eyes in annoyance.)

Ash Ketchum: (under his breath) You've got to be kidding me.

Misty: (under her breath) We've never touched her.

White Rabbit: Teasing, tormenting and otherwise annoying...

Queen of Hearts: (shouting) Never mind all that! (calmly) Get to the part where I lose my temper.

White Rabbit: (mumbles) ...thereby causing the queen to lose her temper.

Queen of Hearts: Now, are you children, ready for your sentence?

Alice: Sentence?

Misty: This is uncalled for!

Ash Ketchum: Yeah, there must a verdict first. (two guards blocking him) (annoyed) Hey, quit it, guys!

Queen of Hearts: Sentence first! Verdict afterwards.

Brock: This is ridiculous!

Alice: Yes, this just isn't the way!

Queen of Hearts: (shouting) All ways are!

Alice: Your ways, Your Majesty.

Queen of Hearts: Yes, my child. (shouting) Off with her...

King of Hearts: (calmly) Consider, my dear.

Queen of Hearts: Huh?

King of Hearts: We've called no witnesses. Couldn't we have one or two, huh? Maybe?

Queen of Hearts: Oh, very well. But get on with it!

King of Hearts: First witness. Herald, call the first witness.

White Rabbit: The March Hare!

(The cards carry the march hare by his ears who is drinking tea.)

King of Hearts: What do you know about this unfortunate affair?

March Hare: Nothing.

Queen of Hearts: (shouting) Nothing whatever?!

March Hare: (shouting back) Nothing whatever!

Queen of Hearts: That's very important! (calmly) Jury, write that down.

(The jury writes down messages from the March Hare.)

Alice: Unimportant, Your Majesty means, of course.

Queen of Hearts: (shouting) Silence!

(Alice shushes and Ash growls softly in anger while holding his fist at the queen, king, the cards and the white rabbit scaring them. Alice holds his fist gently while calming him down.)

Queen of Hearts: Next Witness!

White Rabbit: The dormouse.

(The cards carry the tea pot with the dormouse.)

Queen of Hearts: (shouting) Well?!

Cards: Shh.

Queen of Hearts: (whispers) What have you to say about this?

Dormouse: Twinkle, twinkle, little bat How I wonder...

Queen of Hearts: (to king) That's the most important piece of evidence we've heard yet. (shouting, to jury) Write that down!

Jury: (writing down "Twinkle") Twinkle, twinkle...

Alice: (annoyed) Twinkle, twinkle.

Ash Ketchum: Oh, brother. What next?

White Rabbit: The Mad Hatter.

(The guards block Ash annoying him once more. Ash growls while grabbing their spears really hard.)

Card guard: (shocked) Hey, kid!

Card guard 2: You can't do that!

Misty: (softly) Those 2 idiots never witnessed anything.

Alice: (softly) I couldn't agree more, Misty.


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Ash Ketchum: Oh, no! Not this baloney nonsense again!

Brock: And in the middle of a trial?! Seriously?!

Mad Hatter, March Hare and Cards: (sings) A very merry unbirthday!

Queen of Hearts: To me?

Mad Hatter, March Hare and Cards: To you!

Alice: Oh, no. (face-palms)

Misty: Good grief.

Mad Hatter, March Hare and Cards: (sings) A very merry unbirthday!

Queen of Hearts: For me?

Mad Hatter, March Hare and Cards: For you!

Mad Hatter: Now blow the candle out, my dear and make your wish come true! He he he.

Mad Hatter, March Hare and Cards: A very merry unbirthday, to you!

Ash Ketchum: (groans, facepalms and lays back with head looking up) Remind me to ask my mom to schedule an appointment to see a therapist when we get home, please?

Misty: Will do.

Brock: Sure thing.

Ash Ketchum: And I think I might need some ibuprofen as well. Those two idiots, along with their crazy "unbirthday" shenanigans, are giving me a headache.

(Alice comforts Ash as the cheshire cat appears on top of the Queen's head.)

Alice: Oh, Your Majesty!

Queen of Hearts: (chuckles) Yes, my dear?

Ash Ketchum: What is it now, Alice?

Brock: Hey, there he is now!

Queen of Hearts: (surprised) Huh? What? Who?

Misty: The cheshire cat!

Queen of Hearts: Cat! (cheshire cat quickly disappears)

Ash Ketchum: Huh? Cheshire cat? Where, where?

Brock: He's disappeared again!

Dormouse: Cat?! Cat?!

(The march hare and the mad hatter fruitlessly attempt to calm the dormouse.)

King of Hearts: The jam! The jam! By order of the king!

Queen of Heart: The jam! Let me have it!



Queen of Hearts: Somebody's head will roll for this! (rips the table cloth glaring furiously at Alice, Ash and friends) Aha!

Alice: The mushroom! (eats it)

Queen of Hearts: Off with her hea- (gulps nervously as she sees Alice grow into a giant)

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Ash Ketchum: (groans as he picks up Alice and begins carrying her) That's it! We will not take this anymore! These people here are insane! Come on, guys! We're outta here!

Pikachu: Pika!

Misty: Let's go, Alice! It's time to ditch this nightmare and get you home for real this time!

Brock: That's right! Time to say goodbye to Wonderland and to its crazy inhabitants!

(Ash, Brock, Misty and Misty make a run from the trial and into the maze. Two of the card guards from the trial block their way.)

Card guard: You kids aren't going anywhere!

Card guard 2: Yeah, and you're gonna lose your heads!

Ash Ketchum: Oh no, not you guys again!

Misty: Get out our way, you jerks!

Card guard: Not a chance, missy!

Brock: You're talking to Pokemon trainers!

Card guard 2: Oh, and just what are you kids gonna do about it, hmm?

Ash Ketchum: I'm gonna have my Pikachu shock you with his electric attacks that's what I'm gonna do!

Pikachu: Pika!!! (sparks of electricity sputter from his cheeks which caused the card soldiers to gasp in horror)

(The Queen of Hearts  King of Hearts and the white rabbit gasp in horror as well)

Card Soldiers: (scared) Uh-oh!

White Rabbit: Oh no.

(Pikachu shocks the card soldiers which causes them to yell in pain. The white rabbit reacts with shock.)

Alice:(amazed) Oh my goodness!

Ash Ketchum: Alice, I'll handle them. You make a run for it! Hurry!

Alice: You really are brave. (kisses Ash on the cheek which makes him blush in embarrassment, he then sets her down and lets her make a run for it with Brock and Misty)

(Ash and Pikachu glared at the queen and king of hearts furiously.)

Ash Ketchum: Now, it's your turn your majesty's.

Queen of Hearts: (scared) Huh?

King of Hearts: (scared) Our turn, son?

Ash Ketchum: Pikachu, shock them both!

Queen of Hearts; Oh no.

(Pikachu shocks the king and queen with his thunderbolt which caused them to scream in pain.)

Ash Ketchum: Come on, let's get out of here quick!

(Ash and Pikachu run off to catch up with Brock, Misty and Alice. The king and queen struggle to get up after getting shocked by Pikachu.)

Queen of Hearts: (growls) That little brat is so annoying! Off with their heads!

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Mad Hatter: Just a moment! You can’t leave a tea party without having a cup of tea, you know!

Alice: But we can't stop now!

Misty: Let go of her, you idiots!

Brock: Haven't we done enough with you already?!

March Hare: Ah, but we insist! You must join us in a cup of tea!

Ash Ketchum: Alright, that's enough! (pushes March Hare and Mad Hatter down, making them drop their mallet; Ash catches the mallet in midair) You guys want a cup of tea so badly? I'll give you gentlemen a cup of tea! (whacks them both really, really hard in their heads with their mallet) ON BOTH OF YOUR SOFT, FRAGILE HEADS!!!

March Hare: (dazed) Pretty stars...

Mad Hatter: (dazed) Twinkly, twinkly, little stars...

Ash Ketchum: How do you like them apples, you tea-sipping maniacs?!

Alice: Excellent work, Ash.


Doorknob: Ooh! Still locked, you know?

Ash Ketchum: But the queen and her card soldiers are on our tail!

Pikachu: Pikachu!

Misty: Yeah, they're going to kill us all!

Alice: That's right and we simply must get out!

Doorknob: But you kids are outside.

Brock: Huh?

Alice: What?

Doorknob: See for yourselves.

(Alice, Ash, Brock and Misty peek through the keyhole and see themselves sleeping.)


Ash Ketchum: Hey, that's us!

Alice: Yes, Ash. We're asleep.

Queen of Hearts: Don't let them get away! (she appears with the guards and all of the other wonderland residents) Off with their heads!

Misty: Oh, no, here they come!

Brock: They're coming right at us!

Alice: Alice, wake up! Please, wake up, Alice!

(Pikachu shocks all of the Wonderland residents with his thunderbolt.)

March Hare: Ouch!

Ash Ketchum: Get us out of here!<br />