Editing Ash's Adventures of Alice in Wonderland/Transcript (section)

== Meeting the Queen of Hearts/Croquet game ==
Alice: Oh, please, please. they were only trying...

Queen of Hearts: And who are they?

King of Heart: (goes to check on Alice, Ash and friends) Well. Well now, let me see, my dear. They certainly aren't hearts. Do you suppose they are clubs?

Queen of Hearts: (sweetly) Why, it's four children and two unusual creatures.

Alice: Yes. And i was hoping...

Queen of Hearts: (firmly) Look up. Speak nicely. And don't twiddle your fingers. Turn out your toes. Curtsy. (Alice curtsies) Open your mouth a little wider. (Alice opens her mouth wider) And always say "Yes Your Majesty."

Alice: Yes, your Majesty. (Queen chuckles while patting Alice's head)

Queen of Hearts: (sweetly) Now uh... where d'you all come from and where you going?

Ash Ketchum: We're trying to find our way home.

Queen of Hearts: (yelling) Your way?! All ways here are my ways! (Ash jumps back startled)

Alice: Yes, we know. But I was just thinking...

Queen of Hearts: Curtsy while you're thinking. It saves time.

Alice: Yes, Your majesty. But I was only going to ask...

Queen of Hearts: I'll ask the questions! Do you all play croquet?

Alice: Why yes, Your majesty.

Ash Ketchum: No, your majesty we don't. We'll sit down and watch.

Queen of Hearts: Suit yourselves children. Let the game begin!



(The card soldiers laugh at Alice while Ash and his friends look on with concern. The flamingo tickles Alice with his feet which caused her to laugh.)

Alice: Stop!

Queen of Hearts: Of all the impossible.

Alice: Do you want us both to lose our heads?

Flamingo: Uh-huh. (giggles)

Alice: Well. I don't!

(The flamingo keeps messing with Alice and the soldiers kept on laughing as Ash and his friends get even more annoyed so they went to help Alice. The flamingo holds Alice's legs annoying her as the hedgehog nods happily.)

Ash Ketchum: Hey, pinky!

Flamingo: Huh? (get's his neck grabbed really hard) Oww!

(Alice, Brock, Pikachu and Misty smile with satisfaction. Then Alice grabs the hedgehog and swung the flamingo hitting it. Then the hedgehog rolls through the cards then it hits the tree which amused the cards and the queen. Alice looked at the cards with annoyance.)

Ash Ketchum: Are you all right, Alice? (helping up Alice)

Alice: Yes, thank you, Ash.

(The Cheshire Cat appears on the Queen's back.)

Cheshire Cat: I say, how are you all getting on?

Ash Ketchum: Not very good.

Alice: Not at all.

Cheshire Cat: Beg pardon?

Alice: (yelling) I said not at all.

Queen of Hearts: Who are you all talking too?!

Ash Ketchum: The Cheshire Cat, your majesty.

Queen of Hearts: Cat? (The Cheshire Cat keeps appearing and disappearing) Where?

Alice, Ash and friends: There.

Misty: There he is again.

Queen of Hearts: I warn you, children. (yelling) If I lose my temper, you'll lose your heads. Understand?!

(The threat made Alice, Ash and friends nervous.)

Ash Ketchum: (mutters softly) Sheesh, she sounds like Jessie from Team Rocket.

(Then the cheshire cat appears again.)

Cheshire Cat: You know, we could all make her really angry. Shall we try?

Ash Ketchum: No, bad idea!

Misty: Don't even think about it!

Brock: You're gonna get us all in trouble!

Cheshire Cat: (ignoring them) Oh, but it's loads of fun.

Ash Ketchum: Uh-uh! We'll lose our heads!

Alice: Oh, no, no, no! Stop!

(The Cheshire Cat caused the Queen to flip over, revealing her bloomers.)

Alice: Oh, no!

Ash Ketchum: Oh, we're in big trouble.

Pikachu: Pika.

Misty: Yeah, that stupid cat never listened!

Brock: Oh, man!

White Rabbit: Oh, my fur and whiskers!

King of Hearts: Oh, dear. Save the queen,

(The card guards circle around the queen just then the queen is about to blow her top.)

Queen of Hearts: Someone's heads will roll for this! (Pushed the cards down and shouts furiously at Alice, Ash and friends) Yours!

Ash Ketchum: Oh no!

Queen of Hearts: Off with their...

King of Hearts: (tugging her dress, calmly) But, consider, my dear. Couldn't they have a trial...first?

Queen of Hearts: Trial!

King of Hearts: Well, just a little trial? Hmm?

Queen of Hearts: Mmm, very well then. (patting her husband on the head) Let the trial begin!

(The card guards cheer)

Misty: Don't worry, Alice.

Ash Ketchum: We'll get out of here.<br />