Editing Ash's Adventures of Alice in Wonderland/Transcript (section)

== Very good advice/Painting the roses red ==
Ash Ketchum: (disappointed) Awww, man.

Misty: That stupid dog swept our way out of Wonderland!

Brock: Oh, great, just great.

Alice: Oh, dear, now we'll never get out. 

Misty: (sighs) What do we do now? 

Alice: Well, Misty. When one's lost I-I suppose it's good advice to stay where you are until someone finds you. 

Ash Ketchum: I don't think anybody around here could find us, Alice. 

Alice; You're right, Ash. Good advice. If I listened earlier we wouldn't be here. But that's just the trouble with us. 

Ash Ketchum: Well, we're lost and it's all my fault. 

Pikachu: Pika. (comforting Ash) 

Misty: Aww, Ash don't blame yourself. It was that stupid broom dog that swept our way out. 

Brock: We'll keep looking for the exit out of here. 

Alice: I give myself very good advice. But I'm very seldom follow it. 

Pikachu: Pika. 

(The tulgey wood animals gather around listening to Alice singing.) 

Alice: (singing) That explains the trouble that I'm always in, be patient is very good advice But the waiting is making me curious and I love the change should something strange begin. Well I went a long merry way (beginning to cry) And I never stop to reason. I've should've known there'd be a price to pay someday, someday, I'd give myself very good advice. Did I very seldom follow it. (crying) Will I ever learn to do the things that I should. 

(The tugley wood animals cry silently then they disappear.) 

Ash Ketchum: Don't give up till it's over, OK? 

(Ash comforts Alice as she continues crying. Just then, the Cheshire Cat appears on the tree Alice, Ash and friends turn to see him.)

Alice: Oh, Cheshire Cat it's you!

Ash Ketchum: Boy, are we glad to see you.

Cheshire Cat: Whom, do you all expect the white rabbit, perchance?

Misty: No, we're through with rabbits.

Brock: Yeah, we wanna go home!

Alice:(blows her nose) But we can't find our way.

Ash Ketchum: Yeah, we lost our way out of here.

Pikachu: Pika.

Cheshire Cat: Naturally. That's because you all have no way?

Misty: What do you mean we have no way?

Cheshire Cat: All ways here, you see, are the Queen's ways.

Ash Ketchum: (shocked) What?! There's a Queen?!

Brock: Oh, great, we're stuck here!

Cheshire Cat: Yes, you're all stuck.

Misty: Where's the exit out of here?

Cheshire Cat: I told you, miss. All ways here are the Queen's ways.

Alice: But we never met any Queen.

Cheshire Cat: You haven't? You haven't? Oh, but you all must. She'll be simply mad about you, simply mad. (laughs, then sings) And the mome raths outgrabe.

Alice: Please, please. How can we find her?

Cheshire Cat: Well, some go this way. Some go that way. But as for me, myself, personally,... I prefer the shortcut. (pulls the branch like a lever then disappeared)

(Alice, Ash and friends see the entrance of the Queen's entrance.)

Alice: Oh!

Ash, Brock and Misty: Oh!

(Alice, Ash and his friends enter and walk through the maze.)




Ash Ketchum: Excuse us Mr. Three, but why do you paint them red?

Card Painters: Huh? Oh!

Three: Well, the fact is, kid, we planted the white roses by mistake, and...

Cards: (singing) The Queen she likes them red if she saw white instead.

Two: She'd raise a fuss.

Ace: And each of us..

Cards: Will quickly lose his head.

Alice: Goodness.

Ash, Misty and Brock: Yikes.

Pikachu: Pikachu.

Three: Yep, so you kids better watch out for her. You'll also lose your heads if you make her angry.<br />