Editing Ash's Adventures of Alice in Wonderland/Transcript (section)

== Alice, Ash and friends decide to go home ==
Ash Ketchum: These two guys are nothing but tea-sipping maniacs.

Pikachu: Pika.

Alice: You're right, Ash. Of all the silly nonsense. This is the stupidest tea party we've ever been to in all our lives!

Misty: Hmph, tell me about it. Who wants to hang out with those two idiots with bad manners, anyway!

Brock: Yeah, this is totally ridiculous!

(Ash, Alice, and friends stalk away from the tea party.)

Ash Ketchum: (fed up) That does it! I have had enough of this mad place!

Alice: Me too, Ash I'm going home! Straight home!

Misty: Me three!

Pikachu: PIka!

Brock: Then let's get outta here and never come back!

Alice: That's right, Brock. That rabbit who cares where's he going anyway. Well it hadn't been for him I...

Misty: (reading the sign) "Tulgey Wood?" What a strange name for the woods.

Alice: Strange indeed, Misty. Hmm, curious. I don't remember this.

Ash Ketchum: Neither do we.

(The glasses creature popped out.)

Ash Ketchum: Now let me see.

(The glasses creature land on Ash's shoulder and the mirror bird appears in front of him.)

Ash Ketchum: Hmm? (looks at the mirror bird) Please, guys, we're through.

Pikachu: Pika.

Alice; Ash is right. No more nonsense.

Ash Ketchum: Come on, guys. Let's go.

Misty: Now, which way, Alice?

Alice: Now if we came this way.

Ash Ketchum: Yeah, we should go back this way.

(Ash accidentally steps on the horn duck which caused him to jump back and the horn ducks to run off.)

Ash Ketchum: Oh, do, excuse me.

Alice: Ash, are you all right?

Ash Ketchum: Uh-huh, there's some horn ducks.

Misty: I've heard of horn ducks in real life. But not like these.


Ash Ketchum: Man, when we get home I'm gonna ask my mom to see a therapist.

Alice: And, I should write a book about this place.

Brock: Yeah, if we get home.

(Just then quacking was heard.)

Misty: Hey, listen. What's that sound?<br />