Editing Ash's Adventures of Alice in Wonderland/Transcript (section)

== A Mad Tea Party/Mad Hatter and March destroy the White Rabbit's watch ==
(Alice, Ash and friends arrive at the Mad Hatter's house and the cheerful singing is heard.)

Pikachu: Pika?

Ash Ketchum: Hey, did you guys hear that?

Misty and Brock: Yeah.

Alice: How very curious.


Mad Hatter and March Hare: No room! No room! No room!

Ash Ketchum: But we thought there's plenty of room.

March Hare: Ah, but it's very rude to sit down without being invited.

Mad Hatter I'll say it's rude. It's very rude indeed.

Dormouse: Very, very, rude, indeed.

Ash Ketchum: We're very sorry, We couldn't help overhear.

Pikachu: Pika.

Alice: Yes, but we did enjoy your singing.

Brock: And we wonder if you could tell us.

March Hare: You children, enjoyed our singing?

Ash Ketchum: Uh-huh.

Mad Hatter: Oh, what delightful children. I'm so excited. We never get compliments. You all must have a cup of tea.

March Hare: Ah, yes, indeed. The tea. You kids must have a cup of tea,

Alice: That would be very nice. We're sorry we interrupted your birthday party. (March Hare gives a cup of tea) Thank you.

(March Hare quickly snatched the tea cup back which shocked Ash and his friends)

Misty: Hey, that's not polite.

Ash Ketchum: Yeah, they're being rude.

March Hare: Birthday? (chuckles) My dear child this is not a birthday party.

Brock: It's not?

Mad Hatter; Of course not. This is an unbirthday.

Alice: Unbirthday? I'm sorry, but we don't quite understand.

March Hare: It's very simple. 30 days have Sep... No. When? An unbirthday... If you have a birthday then, then you... She doesn't even know what an unbirthday is.

Mad Hatter: How silly. Well... I shall elucidate.





March Hare: I have an excellent idea. Let's change the subject.

Mad Hatter: Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Ash Ketchum: I don't know. Do you guys know?

Pikachu: (shaking head) Pika.

Brock: Not really.

Misty: Uh-uh.

Alice: Maybe, I do know riddles. Let me see now. Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Mad Hatter: I beg your pardon?

Ash Ketchum: Alice said "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

Mad Hatter: Why is it... What?

March Hare: Careful, the kids are stark raving mad.

(Alice, Ash, Pikachu, Misty and Brock get really angry.)

Misty: We don't get your riddle! You both are not making any sense!

Ash Ketchum: You guys are such a pain!

Pikachu: (angry) Pikachu!

Brock: Yeah, all you do was snatch our cup of teas and you didn't let us drink any of it!

Alice: That's right, and you just said...

Mad Hatter: Easy, children. Don't get excited.

Ash Ketchum: Oh, you're telling us calm down?! I'm not buying any of your nonsense.

March Hare: How about a nice cup of tea, children?

Misty: Not from you too, thank you. Since you guys are both rude!

Alice: "Have a cup of tea", indeed!

Brock: Yeah, we haven't got the time!

March Hare: The time! Who's got the time?

(Just then the white rabbit arrives.)

White Rabbit: No, no, no! No time, no time! Hello, goodbye, I'm late, I'm late!

(Alice, Ash and friends turned to see the white rabbit.)

Alice: The white rabbit!

Ash Ketchum: That's who we're talking about!

Pikachu: Pika, Pikachu!

Brock: We've been trying to tell you guys!

(Misty glares at the mad hatter and march hare angrily which made them nervous.)

Misty: (to Mad Hatter and March Hare) We knew why you two idiots won't listen to us!

White Rabbit: Oh, I'm so late. I'm so very, very late. (he get's yanked by the mad hatter)

Mad Hatter: Well, no wonder you're late. Why, this clock is exactly two days slow.

White Rabbit; Two days slow?

Mad Hatter: Course you're late. (drips the watch into the tea) My goodness. (breaks the watch) We'll have to look into this. (puts the salt shaker onto his eye) Aha! I see what's wrong with this. (used a fork digging out the gears) Why, this watch is full of wheels!

White Rabbit: Oh, my poor watch! Oh, my wheels and springs! (the spring landed on his nose and pulled it off) But-but-but-but.

Mad Hatter: Butter! Of course, it needs some butter! Butter!

March Hare: Butter!

Ash Ketchum: (softly) They've lost their minds.

Misty: (softly) They sure did, Ash.

White Rabbit: B-Butter?

Mad Hatter: Butter. (takes the butter) Thank you, butter. (spread the butter onto the watch) That's fine.

White Rabbit: Oh, no, no, no, you'll get crumbs in it!

Mad Hatter: (ignoring him) Oh, this is the very best butter. (splats the butter onto the Rabbit's face) What are you talking about?

March Hare: Tea?

Mad Hatter: Tea! Oh, I never thought of tea. Of course! (pours the tea onto the watch)

White Rabbit: No! No, not tea!

March Hare: Sugar?

Mad Hatter: Sugar, two spoons. Yes, two spoons frankly yes.

White Rabbit: Please, be careful!



White Rabbit: Oh, my watch.

Mad Hatter: It was?

White Rabbit: And, it was an unbirthday present too.

March Hare: Well, in that case.

(The mad hatter and the march hare grab him.)

Mad Hatter and March Hare: (singing) A very merry unbirthday too you!

(The white rabbit runs off into the distance.)

Ash Ketchum: Hey, wait for us, Mr. Rabbit!

Brock: Aww, man. We lost him again,

Alice: Now, where did he go to?

(Alice, Ash and friends look at the mad hatter and the march hare continue singing the Unbirthday song.)