Editing Ash's Adventures of Aladdin/Transcript (section)

== Meeting Genie/Friend Like Me ==
(Back in Agrabah, the Sultan is shown to be concerned about his daughter as he enters her room.)

* Sultan: Jasmine? (Rajah purrs sadly for Jasmine) Oh, dearest. What's wrong?
* Jasmine: (sniffs) Jafar has done something terrible.
* Sultan: There, there, there, my dear--we'll set it right. Now, tell me everything.

(Cut to int. of the cave. Ash's Dragonite awoke from her unconsciousness before noticing Ash knocked out)

* Dragonite: Gon! (She run up to Ash) Gon!? GON!?

(Ash start to wake up from his unconsciousness)

* Ash Ketchum: Ow. (rubbing his head) Oh man, what a fall. (notices Dragonite) Dragonite?
* Dragonite: Gon!! (hugs Ash as she is happy to see her trainer's still alive)
* Ash Ketchum: (chuckle) Ok, Dragonite, ok, I'm just glad to see you're alright! (To Pikachu) Pikachu, you ok?
* Pikachu: (regain his unconsciousness) Pika, Pi.
* Ash Ketchum: Abu?
* Abu: (regain his unconsciousness) Uh-huh.
* Ash Ketchum: Misty?

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* Ash Ketchum: Thanks for saving us, Dragonite. Return. (recalls Dragonite into her Poké Ball)

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* Aladdin: Oh, my head.
* Brock: Look! (points to the ceiling)
* Ash Ketchum: (O.S.) The roof of the cave is blocked! Which means...
* Aladdin: We're trapped. That two-faced son of a jackal! (sighs) Whoever he was, he's long gone with that lamp. 

(Much to everyone's surprise, Abu pulls out the lamp from his jacket)

* Misty: Hey!
* Aladdin: (chuckles) Why, you hairy little thief.
* Brock: Good boy, Abu.
* Ash Ketchum: Now, let's take a look at this lamp. I wonder what's so special about it.
* Misty: I don't know.
* Aladdin: (examines the lamp) Looks like such a beat-up worthless piece of junk.
* Brock: Maybe there's some kind of inscription on it.
* Aladdin: Yeah, yeah, I think there's something written here, but... it's-it's hard to make out. (rubs it to find the inscription)

(All of a sudden, the lamp begins to glow red, and we hear a hysterical laughter inside it, scaring Ash, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Abu, and the carpet. It then starts to shoot smoke and fire blasts out from its hole. Aladdin held onto the lamp with all his might as it shook psychotically. Ash, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Abu, and the carpet took cover behind a rock as the smoke from the lamp. The smoke went up into the cave and then a giant, dark figure appeared.)

* Genie: '''AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH'''!!!! (the smoke clears, revealing himself as the genie) Oy! 10,000 years would give you such a crick in the neck. (hangs Aladdin on a nearby rock) Hang on a second. (twists his head to straighten himself out) '''WOAH!''' '''WOW!''' Does it feel good to be outta there! 
* Ash Ketchum: (comes out from behind the rock with Pikachu, Brock, and Misty) Whoa... Are you guys seeing this?
* Pikachu: Pika...
* Misty: We sure are.
* Brock: This is amazing! A real-life genie!
* Genie: (Abu and the carpet pull Aladdin down) It's nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen. (to Aladdin) Hi, where you from? What's your name?
* Aladdin: Uh, Aladdin.
* Genie: Aladdin! Hello, Aladdin, it's nice to have you on the show. Can we call you "Al?" or maybe just "Din'. Or how about "Laddi?" Sounds like here, boy! (whistles) Come on, Laddi. (changes into a dog)
* Aladdin: I must've hit my head harder than I thought.
* Genie: Do you smoke? Mind if I do? (changes back to his normal self; laughs as Abu screeches wildly in fear) Oh, sorry Cheetah--hope I didn't singe the fur! Oh, sorry Cheetah--hope I didn't singe the fur! (to Ash and friends) What about you, kids? Where you three from? What are your names?
* Ash Ketchum: My name is Ash Ketchum. I'm from Pallet Town. This is my partner, Pikachu.
* Pikachu: Pikachu.
* Misty: I'm Misty. I'm from Cerulean City.
* Brock: And I'm Brock. I'm from Pewter City.
* Genie: Well, pleasure to meet you, Ash, Pikachu, Misty and Brock. (to the carpet) Yo, Rugman! Haven't seen you in a few millennia! Give me some tassel! Ha! Yo, yo! (The carpet flies over and high fives the genie. Genie looks at Aladdin.) Say, you're a lot smaller than my last master. (Lifts his beer-gut.) Either that or I'm gettin' bigger. Look at me from the side--do I look different to you?
*'''Ash Ketchum''': Whoa, hold on a second, here. Are you saying that Aladdin's your master?
*'''Genie''': That's right! He can be taught! What would you wish of me? (in the impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger) The ever impressive, (inside a cube) the long contained, (as a ventriloquist with a dummy) often imitated, (tosses the dummy aside) but never duplicated-- (He multiplies into multiple genies who surround him) Duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated... (says it like an announcer in a sporting event) Genie of the Lamp!! (in the impression of Ed Sullivan) Right here direct from the lamp, right here for your very much wish fulfillment. Thank you!
*'''Aladdin''': Whoa, whoa! Wish fulfillment?
*'''Genie''': Three wishes to be exact. And ix-nay on the wishing for more wishes. (morphs into a slot machine, arm pulls down and three genies appear in the windows) That's it--three. (Three genie caballeros come out of the slot.) Uno, dos, tres. (in the impressions of Groucho Marx but in black and white) No substitutions, exchanges or refunds. (The duck drops with the secret word "Refunds.’)
*'''Aladdin''': (chuckles; to Abu and his friends) Now, I know I'm dreaming.
*'''Genie''': Master, I don't think you quite realize what you've got here! So why don't you just ruminate whilst I illuminate the possibilities.
*(Genie began singing.)
*Genie: (singing) Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves schrezad-ie a thousand tales. (the thieves appear surrounding Aladdin and his friends)
*But, master, you in luck "cause up your sleeves. (Genie's arm beat the thieves)
*You got a brand magic never fails.
*You got some power in your corner now. 
*(changes into a firework) Some heavy ammunition in your camp
*You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
*See all you got to do is rub that lamp and I'll say
*Mister Aladdin, sir
*What will your pleasure be? (changes into a waiter) Let me get your order.
*Jot it down
*You ain't never had a friend like me (laughs)
*Life is your restaurant and I'm maitre'd
*C'mon whisper is what you want You ain't never had a friend like me
*Yes, sir, we pride ourselves on service
*You're the boss, the king, the shah
*Say what you wish. It's yours! True dish
*How about a little Baklava?
*Have some of column "A"
*Try all of column "B"
*I'm in the mood to help you dude You ain't never had a friend like me
*Wah-ah-ah (Oh my!)
*Wah-ah-ah (No no!)
*Wah-ah-ah (My my my!)
*Can your friends do this?
*Can your friends do that?
*Can your friends pull this out of our little hat?
*Can your friends go, poof?
*Well, looky here! (laughs)
*Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let er rip?
*And then make the sucker disappear?
*So don'tcha sit there slack jawed buggy eyed
*I'm here to answer all your midnight prayers
*You got me bona fide, certified
*You got a genie for your charge d'affaires
*I got a powerful urge to help you got
*So whatcha wish? I really want to know
*You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
*Well, all you gotta do is rub like so-and oh.
*Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
*I'm on the job, you big nabob
*You ain't never had friend, never had a friend
*You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
*You ain't never
*Had a
*Friend
*Like 
*Me
*(Genie laughs as he dances, Aladdin gets tossed up and down by the elephants, Abu puts the money into his hat while Ash, Misty, Brock laughs in amusement.)
*Pikachu: (laughing) Pikachu!
*Genie: You ain't never had a friend like me! (the animals disappear) Ha!
*(Ash, Misty, Brock and Carpet applaud. Abu sees that the money from his hat disappeared and pouts in disappointment.)
*Ash Ketchum: (laughing) That was fun, Genie.
*Misty: (laughing) Yeah, very entertaining.
*Brock: A great show.
*Genie: Why, thank you, kids. (to Aladdin) So, what'll it be, master?
*Aladdin: (chuckles) You're gonna grant me any three wishes I want?
*Genie: (As William F. Buckley) Ah, almost. There are a few provisos, a couple of quid pro quos.
*Aladdin: Like?
*Genie: Ah, rule number one: I can't kill anybody. (slices his head off with his finger) So don't ask.
*Ash Ketchum: (gulps; scared) Okay, sure. We won't.
*Genie: Uh, rule number two: (puts his head back in place) I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else. (his turns into a big pair of lips which kiss Aladdin) You little punim, there.
*Brock: (groans in sadness; whispers) He says he can't make anybody fall in love.
*Misty: (slaps him) Oh, cut that out, Brock. You're not the genie here, he is.
*Genie: (lies flat) Rule number three: (sits back up as an undead zombie) I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture, (grabs Aladdin and shakes him) I don't like doing it! (poofs back to normal) Other than that, you got it!



Aladdin: Provisos? You mean limitation? On wishes? Some all powerful genie-(Genie gets upset upon hearing it) can't even bring people back from the dead.



Genie: (furiously) Excuse me?! (scoffs) Are you looking at me?! Did you rub my lamp?! Did you wake me up?! Did you bring me here?! (Aladdin and Abu smirk at each other) And all of a sudden, you're walking out on me?! I don't think so! Not right now! (shouting) You're getting wishes! So, sit down!

Abu: (screeches in fright as he and Aladdin immediately get on the carpet) 

Genie: In case of emergency, the exits are here, (with lots of arms) here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, anywhere!

Misty: Uh, but, Genie, are you sure there's room for all of us on the carpet? I mean no offense it looks kinda small for the three of us on it.

Genie: Nonsense! There's plenty of room on the magic carpet! (grabs Ash, Pikachu, Misty and Brock and seats them all on the carpet) Now, please remain seated, keep your hands and arms inside the carpet. Weeee'rrrrrreee… (begins flying the carpet up to the ceiling)

Ash and his friends: Whoa!!!

Genie: (says it as they all pop out of the cave beneath the sand) Outta here...!!!