Editing Ash's Adventures of Aladdin/Transcript (section)

==Opening/Arabian Nights==
(Opening credits. The movie begins in the Middle Eastern country of Saudi Arabia where a man is wandering to an ancient city called Agrabah.)

*'''Peddler''': (singing) Oh, I come from a land, from a faraway place

Where the caravan camels roam

Where it's flat and immense

And the heat is intense

It's barbaric, but hey, it's home

When the wind's from the east

And the sun's from the west

And the sand in the glass is right

Come on down

Stop on by

Hop a carpet and fly

To another Arabian night

Arabian nights

Like Arabian days

More often than not

Are hotter than hot

In a lot of good ways

Arabian nights

'Neath Arabian moons

A fool off his guard

Could fall and fall hard

Out there on the dunes

(The man unmounts himself off himself tired camel.)

*'''Peddler''': (speaks) Ah! Salaam and good evening to you, worthy friend. Please, please, come closer! (gets his face squished by the screen) Oof! Too close! A little too close! (pulls himself off the screen) There! Welcome to Agrabah, city of mystery, of enchantment... (opens the pouch on his camel, which suddenly transforms into a fully decked out bazaar stall) And the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan, on sale today. Come on down. (chuckles) Look at this. Yes. Combination hookah and coffeemaker. (pressing it against a potato) Also makes julienne fries. Will not break. (taps it on table) Will not… (it snaps) It broke. (casting it aside) Ohh! Look at this. (pulls out a box) I have never seen one of these intact before. This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen... (opens it and blows raspberry) Ah! Still good. (the camera pulls away from him) Wait, don’t go! I can see that you're only interested in the exceptionally rare. I think, then, you would be most rewarded to consider... this. (holds up the magic lamp) Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts. This is no ordinary lamp! It once changed the course of a young man's life. A young man who, like this lamp, was more than what he seemed. (whispers) A diamond in the rough. Perhaps you would like to hear the tale? (pours magic dust from the lamp) It begins on a dark night. (throws it in the sky to illustrate the story) Where a dark man waits with a dark purpose...