Editing Ash's Adventures of A Goofy Movie/Transcript (section)

== Lying to Roxanne/"On the Open Road" ==
(The scene changes to the open road where Goofy films the video.)

Goofy: Day 1, well here we are out on the open road, retracing the steps of my boyhood and here's Maxie. Say "Hi" Max. Well, how about a wave?

Max: Not now, Dad.

Goofy: What a kidder. Hmm. (pulls out his game list) Fun games I used to play with my dad. "Road bingo." Hey, Maxie, uh, let's play a game. You think of a name and I'll try and guess who it is uh, man or woman?

Max: Man.

Goofy: Man. That's a toughie, uh, let's see. Walt Disney.

Max: Right.

Goofy: I'm good at this. Now, I'll try and think of one. Hmm.

Ash Ketchum: (in his thoughts and sighs) Poor Max, he was so hoping to go to the Stacey's party with Roxanne and now his dad try to to make him follow his footsteps it sounds like Serena has been there from before with her mum when she tried to make her follow her footsteps to do Rhyhorn race before she start to do Pokémon performing. I don't blame her for not liking getting dirty and I don't blame Max because he's trying not to be silly like his father, I really glad Pikachu and I came to Kalos Region and see her again and help her stood up to her mother and allow her to follow her dream (look out of car window at the sky) still though I wonder how Serena doing right now? (Ash look up to the sky and the clouds start turn shape looks like Serena as she smile look down at Ash and Ash still look up at cloud shape of Serena until loud rock music is heard playing on the radio)

(Ash and his friends cover their ears upon getting startled by the loud music.)

Misty: (talks loudly over the music) Max! It's too loud! Turn it down!

(But Max is too busy jiving with the rock music and he can't hear Misty's protest.)

Goofy: Oh, you want to sing a song, huh? Me and my dad used to sing this one all the time.

(Goofy puts the tape on and starts playing "High Hopes.")

Goofy: (singing along) He's high hopes, he's got high apple pie in the sky hopes.

(An annoyed Max didn't want to hear that song and he turns it off. But Goofy wanted to listen to High Hopes then they fight over the stereo which annoyed Ash and his friends until the stereo broke.)

Daffy Duck: (sighs) Peace and quiet.

Bugs Bunny: Yeah. who could relax with loud music?

Max Goof: Oh, great, Dad! Now we don't have any music!

Goofy: Oh. Maxie, it's not so bad. We'll just have to entertain ourselves.

(Max sighs as the heroes continue relaxing Goofy hears his keys jingle, the pots clang and his car backfires as Goofy whistles.)

Goofy: (singing) Do you need a modern break from living?

Do ya long to shed your weary load?

If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried. 

Just grab a friend and take a ride

Together upon the open road.

Come on, Maxie! Ah-yuk!

Max: (singing) All in all I'd rather have detention!

All in all I'd rather eat a toad!

Goofy: Yuck!

Max: And the old man drives like such a klutz

That I'm about to hurl my guts

Directly upon the open road!

Goofy: There's nothing can upset me

"Cause now, we're on our way

Our trusty map can guide us straight and true

Max: Roxanne, please don't forget me

I will return someday (screams) 

Though I may in traction when I do...

Goofy: Me and Maxie relaxing like old days

Max: This is worse than dragon breath and acne!

Goofy: In a buddy-buddy kind of mood.

Max: I'm so mad I think I may explode.

Goofy: When I see the highway I could cry.

Max: Ya know, that's funny, so could I!

Both: Just being out on the open road!

Country Singers: Howdy, boys! Is this the way to Nashville?

Tow Truck Driver: Watch it, Mac! Or you'll be getting towed!

Prisoner: I'm in no hurry to arrive

"Cause I'll be turning 65 

(A worried Goofy sees a prisoner then he turns to Max images him a prisoner.)

The next time I seize the open road

Wendell: Just a week of rest and relaxation!

Treeny: Yeah!

Wendell: And the odd romantic episode!

Max: Very odd!

Mickey Mouse: (laughs) It's Californ-eye-ay or bust!

Old Lady: Look out, you dirtbags, eat my dust!

From now on, I own the open road!

Goofy: It's me and little Maxie my pipsqueak pioneer

Nuns: They're pardners forever western ho!

Goofy and Nuns: Yeehaw!

Max: Could someone call a taxi!

And get me outta here!

To Beverly Hills 90210?

Goofy: (with chorus) Oh, every day, another new adventure!

Every mile, another new zip code!

And the cares we had are gone for good.

Max: And I go with them if I could.

Goofy: (with chorus) I got no strings on me

I'm feeling fancy free

How wonderful to be

On the open road!

(Goofy drives out into the evening.)